blind rabbi

A yiddish holy figure who regularly messes up holy circumcisions. I would feel sorry for the poor victim, but hey, he's a jew!

Rabbi: And I'll just make an incision....oiiiy! And I think thats about done...

Baby: *cry*

Mother: You dirty jewish fool! You neutured my only son!

by THe Holy Nazi March 1, 2005

The blind fury

Right after a girl is done going down on you, you quickly blow your load in her eyes while ripping ass in her face.

Man, that bitch pissed billy off, so he decided to giver her the old blind fury.

by Chow-yung-phat January 22, 2003

Blind sided

when a person falls in love with a toxic person while their friends are constantly warning about the dangers of the toxic person.

Person 1: Abby is talking to Steve again when I told her that he’s gonna take advantage of her.

Person 2: She’s obviously blind sided. She doesn’t see what he’s doing to her and drops us to not hear any bad things about him.

by ek2016021618 July 12, 2018

Pussy Blind

When a woman is so fat, that you've got to open her blinds up.
To have a woman rule your life.

Man she had a massive pussy blind.

by superostia November 12, 2003

Blind Helicopter

For a guy, while masturbating, at the point of climax, he closes his eyes and gyrates his dick around in a circle, getting jizz everywhere, but is unable to see where it landed until he is finished and opens his eyes.

Lance had to clean his sheets after pulling a blind helicopter; jizz was everywhere!

by Steven/Mitch October 13, 2008

Venetian blinds

When in the process of ejaculating on a women's face, the semen drips over her eyes.

Last night I came on Sarah's face and it gave her venetian blinds!

by M Erickson November 18, 2005

refrigerator blindness

It's the temporary blindness after looking into the refrigerator light at night.

Steven: Damn, last night I banged my head after reciving a nice bit of refrigerator blindness.

by Shiptar January 26, 2008