Sperm Blanket

Blanket on top of hotel/motel beds, this is the sheets with the jizz, don't touch it, or you will be spermified,

Jim-dude, whats that?
Harlem- Man, thats the sperm blanket,
Jim-Better take the couch

by The man whose not afraid to January 20, 2009

mo blacker

A process non-african-american's go through to acquire more 'African-American' type characteristics. It is most often white guys that are tring to get stereotypically mo blacker.

Duder 1: "So, let me get this straight. You now have had sex with a black girl, got multiple tickets, holler at every fine asian girl, enjoy grape drink and Hennessy, you can't swim and have started rapping. You're gettin' mo blacker by the day son!"

Duder 2: "Yeah, fo sho."

by westfalia January 8, 2010

the blackening

The lesser known part of judgement day where everyone goes into a stealing and murdering rampage

Moses: and on the final day there will be the blackening, where all will be killed, raped and lost.
Person: hasn't the blackening spread across Africa then?
Moses: of those we do not speak

by Jewish healthcare November 21, 2016

blanket drill

British euphemism for sex OR

Something that happens in really cheesy women's prison movies, where a woman (usually only half protestingly) is forced to have sex with her fellow inmates.

Let's go to a hotel, luv, make a tent from the bedcovers, and have a blanket drill

I love the part in the movie where the woman guard gets gang banged by half a dozen female inmates having a blanket drill

by Betty Rocks September 24, 2006

Blanket Wank

The act of wrapping a blanket around one's penis and thrusting furiously. This type of behavior is usually found in frustrated teenage boys or lonely men alone in a room at a party.

I just had the most furious blanket wank ever

by AledLlyr November 23, 2011

Blanket pet

Farting under a blanket.

After consuming a large quantity of beans Bob made several blanket pets!

by Troll trollin' August 16, 2011

blanket response

A response given that does not directly address the question, rather gives a bland statement in order to appease the question giver(s). Usually involves offering a solution that does not leave said party responsible. -To beat around the bush.

After the Mayor received heavy criticism for poor spending, he offered a blanket response to the press to buy himself some time.

by b_TRAIN January 26, 2012