Elite Beat Agent

Bunch of badasses that save the world via dancing.

They also time travel.

Elite Beat Agent is a game on the Nintendo DS. It's too cool!

by BerrBelligerent January 17, 2009

monkey beat

verb: To severely beat somebody in the same fashion and manner as a monkey or ape i.e. with the sides of the fist and forearms, usually in a downward flailing motion. Usually, but not always, said by someone (typically a male) who has hefty forearms and fists that resemble a monkey.

Also, when the attacker is monkey beating someone he is usually does so with little restraint or care for himself or his victim.

"If you change the channel from the Golden Girls I swear to God I will monkey beat you until you are nothing but a wet stain on this carpet!"

by Yeah Prolly February 14, 2012

Pack a Beatdown

To woop up on someone in a most unremorseful brutal fashion, showing no signs of sympathy or empathy

Ima pack a beatdown on that wench

by Kevin kostelnik December 30, 2010

beating the meat

masturbating

Yeah man so i just in the shower beating the meat.

by Rollerblader April 30, 2003

Beat the piss out of an old friend

When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.

"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."

by Kermtzu October 9, 2008

gong-beater

One who beats his own gong
An onanist
Player in a one man band
One known to shake hands with the unemployed
Wanker
Tosser
One known to spank the monkey

You'll go blind, you filthy gong-beater!

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

Beat It

A fantastic single from Michael Jackson's album Thriller. Michael Jackson's dancing, in the music video, breks up a knife fight. Score!

Beat It features a guitar solo by Eddie Van Halen.

by Bjorn Turok December 20, 2007