Kanter Banter

That loser on YouTube who trend-hops and leeches of others quality content

Person 1:Hey do you know Kanter Banter?
Person 2: Yeah I hate that kid.

by Alexwack September 7, 2018

Shit Banter Ste

Somebody who has shit banter. Usual behavior is the use of GIF's, dog memes and sidewards laughing emojis.

Hey Shit Banter Ste, go look at some dogs.

by Lady Lydia of Hawthorne November 30, 2018

The banter batter

The guy/girl in your cricket team that bats 8 or 9 and doesn't bowl. They are purely in the side because they bring good banter despite their on field form indicating they should be 2 grades lower. Their main purpose is to keep the rare unit in the 3s out of the 2s.

John has been picked in the side as the banter batter.

He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.

by Schnoodle Lewis October 15, 2019

Bro Banter

Being gay but not gay for the homies, you gay in the speech, you hetero in the sheets.

hey bro don't make me kiss you.
How much for a good dick suck.
Dang man your dumby thicc like a bowl of oatmeal, might have to eat you out.
Hey man I'm not gay its just bro banter.

by bro banter manager February 21, 2020

Parrot Banter

When two people, typically good friends or relatives, get into an argument not for the sake of getting their point across, but to hear themselves talk.

The arguments are typically about topics neither knows much about, or they choose sides which they don't truly support, all for the sake of comedy.

Person 1: What are those two talking about?

Person 2: I don't know, parrot banter I guess.

by D.E.E.M.M.3 September 26, 2020

tainty bainty

tainty bainty is a different name for tate langdon from Ryan Murphy’s American Horror Story season 8’s episode with the Murder House because he had a dollar store wig.

tainty bainty is kinda musty.

by sarahpaulsonhotdogwater April 11, 2021

Emergency banter

Posting a definition of "emergency banter" especially when all your banter is emergency.

Jim: *witty slander*
Rob: You can talk, 'big nose'.
Jim: Emergency banter there, Rob.
Rob: Posts definition of "Emergency banter" from Urban Dictionary.

by Terry Fishpaste January 28, 2022