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BTS Barrel Sex 

The BTS Barrel Sex is where a male takes a female and ‘creampies’ them and than ejaculates on the females chest, 20 mc donalds nuggets are than brought to the bed and than one nugget is shoved in every end of the female, the male will proceed to creampie while you shove nuggets in her mouth until she is full, the remaining nuggets are than dipped in the cum on her chest and eaten by the female, after she has eaten the make than has to take all of the nuggets out of her and save them for supper. at supper you need to take your barrel and the make will receive a blowjob in the barrel while the eating nuggets. the task is not done until the barrel has been filled with internal fluids.
Hey Girl wanna preform BTS Barrel Sex

Cracker Barrel 

A white person’s cock that is fatter than long
That man over there’s got a huge Cracker Barrel

Triple Barrel 

On the 4th of July, when you have intercourse while shooting a double barreled shot gun
"How was your 4th of July, Julie?"
"Pretty okay, I got triple barreled by this guy in my college dorm room with the lights out."

Cracker Barrel 

An all-white household, usually with 4+ people taking up permanent residence.
Person A: What's your home life like?
Person B: It's a Cracker Barrel.

short barrel blondie 

This is a sassy, but classy blonde that is usually sexy as hell, born between 1993 and 1996, she will rip you to pieces like a short barrel shot gun, but she will also give you the best sex of your life and be the loyal woman of your dreams if you treat her correctly.
Hey babe wanna go get me a sandwich ... ( Racking of short barrel blondie) who do you think I am you miserable dick drip , go get it yourself.

Or

Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.

Double Barrel Shotgun 

The act of wanking off two men simultaneously into your face.
Sarah pumped the double barrel shotgun into her face.