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Barney

An intergalactic alien who harnesses kids belief in him to alter reality. Barneys cursed technique is Playtime Delusion where he has kids imagine things and he uses their belief in him to generate cursed energy and alter reality to achieve what they want. The more kids belive in him the passive amounts of cursed energy he gets allowing him to alter reality without the children imagining it for him. He has two binding vows the first one is that every a thousand years an entity like barney will come to the planet he is on and try to replace him if barney defeats the replacement he will gain a 3 times cursed energy multiplier every time he beats his replacement. The other binding vows is that if parents see Barney in his curse form he will be unable to use cursed energy until they are killed or they forget about barney in exchange barney will receive 5 times cursed energy gain from children. Jordan is the current vessel of Barney right now. Barney can only enter teenagers and make them his vessel and he chose Jordan.
My kid says he loves barney i hope he doesn't disappear like the other.
by Bigman19 January 24, 2026
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Barney Banks

Whispers in hushed tones among the fashion cognoscenti speak of Barney Banks, a phantom designer whose creations materialize like fleeting dreams. He's not found in glossy magazines or on bustling runways, but rather in the curated chaos of upcycled vintage. Banks possesses an uncanny ability to breathe new life into discarded sweatshirts and forgotten jackets, artfully splicing them with contemporary pieces to forge a style that is both ruggedly individualistic and impossibly chic. It's a look born from the streets, elevated to the realm of high art, making each Barney Banks garment a rare and coveted artifact.
Beyond his singular designs, Banks is whispered to possess an almost supernatural eye for sourcing. His clientele, an elite circle spanning the style capitals of Los Angeles, New York, and Tokyo, entrust him with the near-impossible task of unearthing truly one-of-a-kind treasures. Some believe Barney Banks isn't merely a designer, but something more – a being tethered to the fourth dimension, a chosen one whose creative vision transcends the mundane. Encounters with his elusive "ferments" – his signature pieces – are the stuff of legend. Should you be fortunate enough to stumble upon one, the counsel is unanimous: acquire it, no matter the cost. It's rumored that Banks finds inspiration in the mystical energy of Tulum, Mexico, a place where the veil between worlds feels particularly thin.
That style is so “Barney Banks
by BC01 May 19, 2025
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Barney Banks

Whispers in hushed tones among the fashion cognoscenti speak of Barney Banks, a phantom designer whose creations materialize like fleeting dreams. He's not found in glossy magazines or on bustling runways, but rather in the curated chaos of upcycled vintage. Banks possesses an uncanny ability to breathe new life into discarded sweatshirts and forgotten jackets, artfully splicing them with contemporary pieces to forge a style that is both ruggedly individualistic and impossibly chic. It's a look born from the streets, elevated to the realm of high art, making each Barney Banks garment a rare and coveted artifact.
Beyond his singular designs, Banks is whispered to possess an almost supernatural eye for sourcing. His clientele, an elite circle spanning the style capitals of Los Angeles, New York, and Tokyo, entrust him with the near-impossible task of unearthing truly one-of-a-kind treasures. Some believe Barney Banks isn't merely a designer, but something more – a being tethered to the fourth dimension, a chosen one whose creative vision transcends the mundane. Encounters with his elusive "ferments" – his signature pieces – are the stuff of legend. Should you be fortunate enough to stumble upon one, the counsel is unanimous: acquire it, no matter the cost. It's rumored that Banks finds inspiration in the mystical energy of Tulum, Mexico, a place where the veil between worlds feels particularly thin.
That style is so “Barney Banks
by BC01 May 19, 2025
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Hoyt Barnes

an annoying red haired, with nasty side burns and a big ugly spikey mop type person who enjoys all qualities of the average nerd.(Tiny lead figure painting, Computer games, star trek, etc.)
One who chooses to seek a mate who is unimaginably ugly, who could be mistaken for the opposite sex or a dog.
A being who mates on the couch with a parent walking in on the pair.
An individual who trys so fit in but is repeatedly denied.
Over all this is a being that is unwanted and should escape from the world that could become a cleaner, more beautiful environment.
"I really don't like those people"
"yeah, the're so ugly that Hoyt Barnes wouldn't even do that!"
by man gooch November 28, 2004
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Terrell Barnes

Have you seen Terrell Barnes yet?? He's a fucking badass!
by jigga_what October 3, 2010
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The Barnes Buffet

The act of sucking more than 7 penises in a day.
Ugh, don't go near her! Last week she chowed down on The Barnes Buffet!
by It's all a joke June 7, 2011
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Becky Barnes

The strongest girl you have ever met. Capable of more than you know. Can and will kick your ass.
Guy: Hey, baby ;)
Girl: Fuck off, prick. I'll kick your ass if you talk to me again.
Guy #2: Wow, that girl's fierce, like a Becky Barnes.
by Ehhhhhh January 18, 2017
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