Orange badger 

when your having sex with a liberal and before you finish you whisper Trump is your president in there ear and hold on

I was on a date and went back to her house and gave her an orange badger

Orange badger by Bigbigk August 24, 2025

Periwinkle Badger

Mischievous, sneaky and ferocious type of badger commonly seen in National Trust sites in East Sussex. Famously seen at Scotney Castle, East Sussex. An attach on a 7yo boy in 2024 was the only known incident of such a creature. Scientists believe it maybe the only of its kind left.

Oh look, there is a periwinkle badger.

Periwinkle Badger by Sh1406 January 18, 2026

Nudge a Badger 

To fuck an older woman with greying pubic hair.

"I'd like to nudge a badger tonight!"

Nudge a Badger by djchango October 1, 2009

Sitting on the badger

The act of having someone sitting on your lap when you get a boner

Some guy fell on my lap at the bus stop and he was so "sitting on the badger

Sitting on the badger by itsBrennanXing July 26, 2016

just the badger 

as in something is perfect. It was exactly what you needed.

That tea was just the badger.

just the badger by Ryan Winch 27 April 5, 2017

hailey jean badger

the most prettiest thing a man could find in the world she has a great personality and she loves animals and that is a hailey jean badger

hailey jean badger your beautiful

thx

hailey jean badger by hailey is da girl November 2, 2017

The Road-kill Badger 

A sex moved best performed by two girls, lesbians or alike. Can be performed by a man and a woman but only best if the woman is on top.

One person plays the Badger, on their back. Maybe they wouldn’t be road-kill if a naked car (the other person) wasn’t about to drive over them! This is where the other person makes engine noises and ‘drives’all the way over the ‘badger’ ending with their vagina over the badger’s mouth, option to stay there for a bit, maybe the driver realises that they’ve just squashed a badger and needs some time to process it.

Last night me and my girl spent all night doing the Road-kill Badger

The Road-kill Badger by Peachypeachypoo August 27, 2018