When you're masterbating and your ejaculation forms a perfect line over the base of your penis, giving it a mohawk.
Last night I was practicing honey badgering to impress my girlfriend, you know how she loves mohawks.
by JarJarSHARPEDO October 22, 2014

by AwesomeGuy898 June 15, 2025

by Poof Ace the Chump Raper September 10, 2009

by Jason_gallagher69 May 11, 2025

A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.
Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent
by Imnotthough December 30, 2024

by NortherNmexicaN September 16, 2025

Meg: I think I’m going to the store today.
Jade: What are you going to buy?
Meg: Nothing, I’m just going to be badger walking there and back.
Jade: What are you going to buy?
Meg: Nothing, I’m just going to be badger walking there and back.
by Eggyeggtoo June 5, 2024
