Rodeo Blowjob

When the giver only stays on the task for eight seconds, and believes it was a “successful ride”.

My wife just gave me a rodeo blowjob, so now I’m left to my own accord.

by MN Nut Guy April 26, 2023

Blowjobs for Beer

When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he’ll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex. This one is a dumpy, butt- ugly, uninteresting trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.

What could possibly be the allure — she sounds skanky?

That HoodRat is cheap. Keeps her mouth closed and legs open, and will give Blowjobs for Beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1

Omg that skanky HoodRat is embarrassing! No wonder he keeps her hidden. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she’s just a temporary distraction now —he’s got money problems. She’s annoying and smells like a DP too but she’ll give Blowjobs for Beer. Sucks Dick for a $1

by It’sObviousSimpleMan2 September 9, 2023

anal blowjob

When a girl is giving you a rusty trombone, you relieve yourself and discharge a nice, thick log of shit about half way, then your partner starts to suck on the shit like it's a big cock.

This chick was lickin' my ass, and I was prairie doggin', then she started sucking on my shit like it was Dick Ram Bone or something.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

cthulhu blowjob

While giving a blowjob, begin talking like the Cookie Monster.

Your mom game me a cthulhu blowjob. So I ate her.

by MarkusR February 27, 2009

Southern Blowjob

When a girl gives you a blowjob with chew in her mouth.

(At a redneck party)

Guy 1: Would you let that girl suck your dick?
Guy 2: Gross dude, she's got a dip in her mouth.
Guy 1: Wouldn't be my first Southern Blowjob.

by Junkyard Dogs October 3, 2012

finger-blowjob

Noun. A finger blowjob is where someone performs the act of a blowjob on one of their, or someone else's, finger(s).

Dude1: "Last night, during foreplay, Sarah sucked on my fingers."
Dude2: "dude that's a finger-blowjob"

by DatFingerBlower October 4, 2013

Quickie Blowjob

A blowjob done in less than five minuets, and before the man hits ejaculation. Not finishing either caused by a poorly done blowjob or an interruption. Still good for the guy, but may be disappointing.

Damn, it sucked that my girl didn't get to finish and had to give me a quickie blowjob

by jdgialejrfawerf January 2, 2011