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bert mccracken

Bert McCracken's style reminds me of At The Drive-In's music and it's great that The Used are on tour with Blink-182 because both bands kick major ass, though I would've loved to see The Used go on tour with The Deftones. Not to diss Bert or anything, but even though his vocals mesmorize me Quinn Allman is cuter.
I find myself striken with paralysis whenever I hear Bert McCracken's vocals in the song Noise and Kisses.
by Diaonna Hughes July 1, 2004
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berrylands

The single worst smelling trainstation in England, probably the world. Found on the south west train line between New Malden and Surbiton, Berrylands is a sewage hotspot and often stinks out any trains that should be unfortunate to pass through. Anyone who lives in berrylands is said to be either extremely unlucky, or an unpopular loser, depending on who it is.

Berrylands smells at its worst during the summer months when heat an dhumidity are high, providing excellent conditions for the awful stench to spread.

Berrylands is a popular source of amusement for students who take this train daily, and it is considered one of the most severe types of bullying if one is pushed out of the train at berrylands.
John: Hey guys, doesn't this guy go through berrylands?
All: Fuck, lets walk it. That place smells like shit this time of the year. (more than any other)
by Scottos10 December 1, 2005
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Bert

A code name used when talking about your boss in public. This protects you from the unlikely event that the person at the next table is the boss' next door neighbour, brother, in-law or tennis partner.
Joe: "I hear Bert's new girlfriend has a bit of a coke habit"

Gary: "I'd like to hang that prick over a river of burning acid and give scissors to the last 5 people he has destroyed".

Joe: "Yeah, me too. I hate Bert"
by 4sail July 17, 2006
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berry

The female vagina, what all men long for.
The older the berry, the sweeter the juice!
by Squishymatrix August 20, 2005
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Chuck Berry

Any flavor of Woodchuck cider with a shot of any berry flavored vodka in it.
by chz160 September 18, 2014
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halle berry

1) Holistic supplement known to cause wild mood swings.
2) To release the breasts from their bindings in order to tan them.
3) Dingleberry specific to people named Halle. Unusually low in fiber. (see Halle's comet)
4) A corporation formerly run by Vice President and marksman Dick Cheney.
1) I don't know what came over me. I had some halleberry tea, and before I knew it, I was on a Steamer bound for Cleveland.
2) First lady Barbara Bush was fond of a daily halle berry in the rose garden. She claimed it did her a spell o' good.
3) Billy Bob wasn't one to complain, but he struggled with the Halle Berries mashed against his loins, due to their unusual consistency and aroma.
4) Halle Berry was awarded a no-bid contract, probably due to some relationship to the former first lady.
by wisk March 13, 2008
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BERT MCCRACKEN

Bert Mccraken, sexy beast. Wonderful singer, I wish to fuck him. He promised me a fuck......I still want it. I'm waiting Bert............(waits)
sings *I love you Bert!* *I love you so much!* *BERT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME!!* (sang in out of tune voice, much unlike Bert's)
by Kailey April 12, 2005
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