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The single worst smelling trainstation in England, probably the world. Found on the south west train line between New Malden and Surbiton, Berrylands is a sewage hotspot and often stinks out any trains that should be unfortunate to pass through. Anyone who lives in berrylands is said to be either extremely unlucky, or an unpopular loser, depending on who it is.

Berrylands smells at its worst during the summer months when heat an dhumidity are high, providing excellent conditions for the awful stench to spread.

Berrylands is a popular source of amusement for students who take this train daily, and it is considered one of the most severe types of bullying if one is pushed out of the train at berrylands.
John: Hey guys, doesn't this guy go through berrylands?
All: Fuck, lets walk it. That place smells like shit this time of the year. (more than any other)
berrylands by Scottos10 December 1, 2005
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Merrylands 

2160 A hometown filled with ethnics. Next to Parramatta. Kids usually chill at the parks and parents smoke on the benches. Many units and apartments exist here, include some government housing. Local shops are on Merrylands Road and the main shopping centre is Stocklands Merrylands which is renovating. Merrylands is within the Holroyd Council which has provided nice parks and a great massive library. Students have great support and opportunities. But it is all up to them to choose their life pathway. Drugs and alcohol influence happens in this area but isn't as bad. Merrylands is a family.
I'm sick of Parramatta, lets catch a train back to Merrylands.
Merrylands by Sqiushyy Mishyyy September 16, 2009

Merrylands road 

Home to Jeff...

Name:
Bugga central

Where:
MERRYLANDZ ROAD

Who:
AND MULLET OR V8 CAPZ CAN COME.. NO V CUTZZ

Bring:
WINNIE BLUEZ AND THE VB BOIEZ
(also 10 bucks for my charity "save teh V8")
Justin - Check this ghey n00b fest out

Joel - Weerd

*smashes up the place and wrecks teh party*

Jeff - BUGGA
Merrylands road by justin December 25, 2004

Barryland Islands

A group of volcanic specks in da Atlantic Ocean, located off da southern tip of South America, and named after da other major artist who draws da "Phantom" cartoons.
If Lee Falk had da Falkland Islands named after him, how near to dem are da Barryland Islands? I cannot locate dem on Google Maps.
Barryland Islands by QuacksO November 19, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026