Public Bathrooms

The most under maintained appliance in the world

Public bathrooms should never exist

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

public bathroom#9091

public bathroom is emo

Karla: Hey Public Bathroom are you alright?
Public Bathroom#9091: I’m emo now…
Karla: oh

by oyster mod September 6, 2021

S.S. BathroomSink

Battleship of Captain Snooker Von Arwenhoser.

Captain Snooker Von Arwenhoser crashed the S.S. BathroomSink into Litterbox Island.

by Tink January 24, 2005

Bathroomate

A verb describing the act of using the bathroom. It is both vague and exactly enough information other people need to know. This is different from a Bathroom-mate, who might be encountered via a Glory Hole.

Know what I need to do? Bathroomate. I'll be out in a sec.

by Ace Danger March 17, 2009

bathroomed

The act of telling a man or woman that you need to go to the bathroom, even if you don't, in an attempt to get away from them, ideally for the rest of the evening.

I thought I'd be going home with the chick I met at the club, but I never saw her again after she bathroomed me.

by Vpsu January 11, 2014

Bathroomy

The taste of what you think a bleached bathroom tastes like.

This Sprite is so bathroomy!

by Apnebd April 8, 2016

Bathroommate

Person with whom you share a bathroom and bathroom items, including but not limited to toilet paper, razors, tampons and condoms.

My bathroommate used my beard trimmer and left chin pubes on my toothbrush.

by Chrisruptive December 28, 2017