if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice
person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica”
by pepe123englishpenis January 4, 2022
Get the controller knee balance mug.What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".
If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.
by QuacksO April 4, 2022
Get the released on bale mug.Related Words
Balenciaga
• balend
• balen
• balenchigga
• balenci
• balenciussy
• baléni
• balentino balentine
• balena
• balenbina
The active consideration of your need to relax in relation to your work life. A failure to acknowledge your need to shirk during the working week could lead to unnatural levels of stress and taking yourself dangerously seriously. An increase in nap time while working from home could constitute a positive addition to your shirk-life balance.
by OGH Savage November 17, 2022
Get the Shirk-life balance mug.Play-on-words term for da pre-intercourse positioning of either yourself or your tire-shop worker --- depending on whether you’re gonna be doing it cowgirl or doggy-style, respectively --- dat would occur prior to your having sex wif him in exchange for his installing one or more tires on your car/truck and applying whatever wheel-weights are necessary. Said “bouncy-bouncy” is intended to recompense said automotive-servicing employee for his anti-wobble labors to ensure dat your VEHICLE doesn’t “do da bouncy-bouncy” as you travel down da road afterwards, and is performed due to your possessing insufficient funds in your bank account to cover da costs of said vehicle-servicing, and thus a check dat you’d write to him would ITSELF do some major “bouncing” when he tried to deposit it.
One should be wary of accepting a “mounting and balancing” deal wif a cute chick who beamingly offers you said “service for servicing” --- or perhaps dat should be spelled, “cervix for servicing” --- trade… if you naively agree to perform da wheel-repair work BEFORE said hottie allows you said promised “ultimate favor” instead of insisting dat she give you her own “servicing” first, it would be all too easy for her to simply drive off afterwards without actually spreading her legs for you!
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
Get the mounting and balancing mug.Fox news is 'fair and balanced'
by iDontTrustYou November 19, 2023
Get the fair and balanced mug.Sean: "If we put the keyboard solo on the EP it'll sound good but won't match the physical release."
Lachlan: "walking taco balancing on my head"
Lachlan: "walking taco balancing on my head"
by Bigscheming December 13, 2025
Get the Walking taco balancing on my head mug.The actual worst Juice WRLD song that has ever been shown, the song was sold by Kinnon & Jowy for 15k and everyone wanted to officially kill themself. Especially the Juice WRLD Server 'Juice Archive' with owners jb30 and Mop.
Person 1 Yo, have you heard that new leak Move The Bale v1, its pretty ass
Person 2 Yeah I have that shit is so terrible Jowy should be arrested
Person 2 Yeah I have that shit is so terrible Jowy should be arrested
by hmmmisinlovewithbenjamin December 29, 2025
Get the Move The Bale v1 mug.