awkward pony

the act of being retarded

"dude kids that are homeschooled are socially awkward ponyed"

by Alliebabowa November 11, 2007

awkward baby

In an awkward situation, when one person makes an awkward vagina, and another makes an awkward penis, an awkward baby is formed.

- a bunch of guys hanging out-
Timmy: And then, my girlfriend walked in on me while I was singing Dolly Parton's greatest hits!
Ted: -awkward penis-
Jim: -awkward vagina-
Sean: AN AWKWARD BABY HAS BEEN FORMED!

by sirpoopsalot7113 August 18, 2011

awkward bean

A person, that is usually a smol bean (you can be tall too) and is very awkward. You can talk but it doesnt go they way you want and your voice is very quiet because you rather not talk because you're awkward.

"Hey he's looking at you, he's cute go talk to him."
"Yeah.... i'll just wait, maybe if he comes up to me."
"Just go! You're such an awkward bean!"

by Itsyagirlawkwardbean January 14, 2018

awkward dominoes

Falling in the shower on top of others.

Wanna play awkward dominoes?

by the6rayspider May 17, 2014

turtle awkward

the most awkward or out of the ordinary expierience.

sarahs english class was turtle awkward the day after she got drunk and madeout with a geek in her class. talking to your ex.

by christina_jessica August 02, 2008

Terminally Awkward

When someone is so awkward it's a legitimate disease.

You are so terminally awkward that being in the same room as you causes physical pain.

by Sangichan May 27, 2011

awkward dominic

the act of fisting a girl (that is standing:legs apart) anally and sucking your cum out of her vagina while she is urinating.

"if i wasnt so drunk, i wouldnt have performed an awkward dominic with her

by gerald setricinetlz October 21, 2011