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seasoned assist

the act of receiving a facial while masturbating
I went to Greg's last night and he served me a seasoned assist
by lowquality August 3, 2025
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Creeper assist

In Minecraft: Using the function of a creeper explosion as an advantage by clumping up other mobs and letting the creeper blow up the those mobs.
“This Creeper assist came in clutch while I was cave mining, if that creeper didn’t come I prolly would’ve gotten jumped
by Startupedition October 12, 2025
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Implicit assertions

I mean the entire point of showing me these conceptually adjacent things is to make implicit assertions that are ultimately just options they have. "If people are going shoot schooling they're nothing specific causing it."
Hym "Implicit assertions that just aren't true. I'm not letting this work. What is happening here need to be reversed and I need to be made whole. Legally and monetarily. And they are lying to their audiences about what's happening so they don't have to make an argument or lose an argument in front of them. The women want nothing they aren't going to get and the men are trying to make me. And that's how this has worked. They are just shoving my head into the COLORED water fountain and I refuse to drink. And not they are trying to deprive me and say that if I don't drink than I don't get to drink. I'm not fucking apologizing. You are wrong. Kendra was wrong. Noah was wrong. Randy was wrong. Jordan was wrong. And if that wrongness does not stop affecting me I know exactly what I'm going to do about it."
by Hym Iam October 21, 2025
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alphabetical assets

A-to-Z terms for assorted "stash of cash" type holdings, such as:
bassets: How many fish ya caught (can also refer to how deep musical-notes ya can produce from yer audio system)
brassets: Da total number/amount of copper-alloy items dat ya possess
cassets: Da monetary holdings dat Silas Marner's friend Godfrey shared wif him to help wif Eppie's upbringing; could also refer to how many audio-tapes ya have
classets: Da students attending a particular grade in school
crassets: Da "reserve" of "non G-rated" remarks/actions dat ya are willing/able to perform
gassets: Da quantity of already-produced methane dat ya have "stockpiled" inside yer colon so dat ya can fart on demand
glassets: How many beakers, test tubes, bottles, goblets, etc., dat ya possess
grassets: Can refer to either how lush yer lawn is, or da quantity of cannabis dat ya presently have in yer "happy" stash
Additional examples of "alphabetical assets" include:
lassets: Da names in yer "little black book"
massets: Can refer to either (1) da total volume of bulk dat ya possess, or da total amount dat a Catholic church has accumulated from passing da collection plate
passets: Monetary resources dat ya either had handed to ya or acquired by visiting dat big city in Texas (i.e., "Ell Passo")
sassets: Da number of "juss flippin' yer switchiz" wisecracks dat ya have "on standby" to good-naturedly tease someone
TASSets: How much of yer investment-portfolio is tied up in Russian-news-agency stocks
by QuacksO October 28, 2025
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The Assets

The Assets are items of value owned by an individual or entity, which can be tangible (like cash, property, or equipment) or intangible (like patents, trademarks, or reputation). They can be further categorized as current (expected to be converted to cash within one year) or fixed/non-current (used for longer-term purposes). Assets are a fundamental part of financial statements, representing resources that can generate future economic benefits.
by BackpackBryce2011 November 1, 2025
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excuses are like asses

Indicates the prevelance or abundance of a thing. Adds a negative connotation to what every you are comparing to assholes. Usually used as "blanks" are like asshole, everyone's got one.
Mustangs are like assholes, every one has one.
by tex May 24, 2004
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Free Trial Asset Management

The 30 day free trial period Bloomberg gives you after losing your job. It enables you to still be part of the financial community after losing your job.
I just got fired from my job as a trader so now i'm working for Free Trial Asset Management.
by Chris 29 March 7, 2008
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