Asian lightning

n, one who possesses quick speed and is yellow skinned by nature, know as "asian lightning"

todays forcast is calling for, 20% of asian lightning

by maurus April 27, 2007

Asian Blindfold

Using Dental Floss or Shoestring to cover an Asian person eyes.

After Ming Lee makes me some Fish Ball Soup I'm going to Asian Blindfold her and let her use my scrotum as a ball gag.

by THE MIGHTY FOURDIX December 2, 2010

asian-hunter

Term originates in Tasmania, Australia. Any person of Caucasian appearance that is sexually attracted too and has a romantic preference for East Asian men or women, or is known by his/her peers as possessing such a preference.

Tony: "hey Robert what kind of girls have you been dating?"
Robert: "Mostly chicks from Asia"
Tony: "ok so your an Asian-hunter?"
Robert: "Yes".

or

"I just got back from Thailand and there were a lot of hunters there from oz"

by kangmaster June 9, 2014

asian man

a person who is smarter than smart.

The average test score was 69% and it somehow got to 95%. Who could've done this? Asian Man.

by thxnder November 2, 2020

Asian Blowjob

When a girl suckles and licks the tip of the dickhead as if she's being breastfed or drinking out of a nipple-tip bottle.

My girlfriend gave me an asian blowjob last nigth

by Weirdoes November 1, 2009

Asian Invasion

1. Used to describe the "wave" of Asian immigration
2. Also used to describe a growing number of Asian products

However, there is no such thing as an Asian invasion. Asians make up only 5% of the population. This is hardly considered an "invasion". It was coined through hype, propaganda, ignorance and racism.
In reality, Asians are still a minority group.

"I saw TWO Asians today! It's an Asian Invasion!"

by Academic September 21, 2005

asian cockblock

1. when a member of the asian community prevents another person's advances upon another

2. the worst of all cockblocks

3. something a good wingman should prevent with ease

Damn Josh (JJ) is the worst wingman, he can't even stop an asian cockblock.

by Wickster September 20, 2008