Viscous Ape

When you black out on say alcohol or said substance, and you do things you can't remember the next day and your friends tell you all about it.

"Man, look at bob. He threw chairs all over the stadium and stomped on my beef franks, Bob's a Viscous Ape man!"

by The Dark Abyss July 8, 2015

Ape Shit

Verity going ape shit on herself with a wine bottle.

Ape shit, steam forming masturbation

by APESHITking June 9, 2012

Schrödingers Ape

Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.

All their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödingers Ape paradox.

by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021

Aj the ape

Sexy ass mf named AJ Jardine

AJ the ape loves to swing his meat in my throat

by Aj the ape January 14, 2021

ap biology

a flaming hell hole of a class that will result in dropping gpas absolutely no sleep labs that don’t even make sense as someone who is taking ap bio please please please do NOT TAKE THIS CLASS. if u think ur all though and smart and “bIolOgy WaS sO eAsY” yes well this class ISNT. i’ve lost all my sanity and friends i get 0.00 hours of sleep and the highest i’ve made in a test is a 68. let’s go ap bio!

student 1: hey dude are you okay?

student 2: i have an ap biology test next period.

student 1: do you want me to kill you or are you gonna kill yourself

by brookehello October 25, 2019

Patch Apes

A group of people who collect Morale patches in an aggressive manner

I tried to catch the new patch drop, but the Patch apes went crazy on it.

by PatchGuy May 23, 2018

Ape Jamel

A sub-par short 15 second video

That is such an Ape Jamel video

by Kool As Soot June 17, 2021