Texas Dangler

When a woman is wearing a skirt so short that her pussylips are hanging out the bottom.

"Gross i think i just saw that fat chicks' texas dangler"

by Kottonmouthed January 10, 2012

Texas Sharpshooter

Someone who has extreme control of where they secrete their genital fluids, hence the name.

"Dude, there's no way you can piss in that toilet without getting it on the seat"
"Don't worry, I'm a Texas Sharpshooter"

by LETS GET TROPICAL May 12, 2016

Texas Nap

To sit still inside with the air-conditioning on.

It is so hot out today. Can we please take a Texas Nap?

by Anicxo918 May 12, 2010

Texas Fruitcake

When someone is having gay sex and blogging against gay rights at the same time.

While Jim was fucking Steve, he was totally giving him a Texas fruitcake and writing an article for the Drudge Report on his laptop.

by seemefree November 29, 2010

Texas Fedora

a hat with a broad, often curled brim and a high crown, typically made of felt:

"they were sitting in their saddles, wearing brand-new texas fedora hats and boots"

by Flamehurst January 7, 2018

Texas Sattleup

When you ejaculate into your bellybutton, and your partner takes the shot of your fresh cum out of your bellybutton.

“Oh shit my girl gave me a texas sattleup!”

“It was so hot I came a second time.”

by BigDaddyLongAsian July 21, 2018

Texas Sabre

A person that pretends to be a total bad ass but really is a basement dweller.

Man, he thinks he is so cool but really I heard he was a Texas Sabre.

by bonerslol November 8, 2009