Alyssa J

Alyssa is the one person who you would never forget. She is one of the nicest people in the world and will do anything to make sure the one she cares about are safe. If you need to cry, she is the one you go to. If you need to laugh, she is the one you go to. If you need to be hugged and cared for, she is the one you go to. Alyssa is beautiful inside out. She has plenty of guys chasing her but if she doesn't like many of them. So if Alyssa likes you make sure you never let her go or mess up because you will always regret it. She is truly amazing.

Alyssa J is the greatest girl in the world.

by Lagitiscool October 3, 2018

alyssa garcia

To deficate on a glass table while someone watches from below.

My boyfriend always gets "turned on" when i give him an "alyssa garcia"

by dfvgjndeafreg December 8, 2013

ALYSSA&HANNAH

Someone who is desperately looking for forgiveness. Sucks at English. Leaves the dumbest messages. Super Loser.
Also the biggest loser youll ever find. Shes not that funny and is in love with swagfas.

Who are they they are so weird and messed up. She's such a ALYSSA&HANNAH. No one likes them. They're outlaws.

by ACrew23 December 9, 2012

alyssa floyd

The best damn bitch ever

Alyssa Floyd is cool smart and an abouslute idiot and gay

by Alyson the noob June 4, 2018

alyssa effect

the effect of being annoyed, pestered or just plain pissed off by someone who constantly brings up high school stories or talks about their high school friends. rooted in college dorms where one person clings on to their old life instead of meeting new people.

You wanna go out to a party with the girls in 421 tonight?

No way man, they got the Alyssa effect goin on in there, Mary just won't shut up about her friends at home.

by they call me tater salad... October 22, 2010

alyssa kichura

A confused, or unhappy individual.

The Type of individual who you call but wont hang out, or call but wont talk.
EX. Yeah, my gf is acting like an Alyssa Kichura tonight

by The_one_true_shark January 6, 2008

Alyssa milano syndrome

A common affliction among Western females, AMS occurs when a female is used to getting treated like a spoiled celebrity by her beta male "allies" and begins to actually believe she is in fact a celebrity herself.

Men don't waste money and attention on a girl with Alyssa Milano Syndrome

by Kettlebell 78 December 24, 2018