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Albertan Hob Goblin

When a guy kicks out both legs of his girl and when she starts standing up and shes on her knees he punches and breaks her nose so she looks like a short ugly Hob Goblin
Tim: Stacy was being such a bitch that I up and gave her a Albertan Hob Goblin!

Jim: That shits weak bro
by jekkie bates October 24, 2007
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Albert Campbell

Only the best hockey player in the north east.
Sexy, awesome, and just all around perfect
You will never be an Albert Campbell.
by hdfsdsa January 6, 2008
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albert bushane

A trump supporting banshee known to annoy others and is extremely gay and fortniter.
Look at that Albert Bushane at that abortion protest ready to go play Fortnite.
by RockNBlazer27 September 4, 2019
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Albert flamingo

Albert flamingo is a youtuber who makes his fans or random peanut sized brain noobs in roblox suffer from his admin commands which he uses to abuse people. Even though flamingo does that they still loved him doing the things that's suppose to make them mad. He just plays games or roast that stupid cringe nonstop screaming wearing baby diaper because he didn't learn how to go poo empty peanut brain lankypoo, or Lisagaming_YT that was found in the dumpster.
And Albert was 25 years old recently, and he was accused by Lisagaming_YT for hacking her account which she didn't have any proof for it even she was lying
P1: Albert flamingo is the best
P2: how?
P1 *shows channel
P2: I have to admit it, your right
P1: of course I am.
by Rebeen.beski July 20, 2022
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AlbertsStuff

Flamingo (YouTuber) back when he was edgy and cursed.
OG Fan: Remember AlbertsStuff?
New Fan:What’s that?
by BigBlackCockadoodledoo August 21, 2022
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moist albert

rim job

also see wet albert, wet conjugate and wet adam
He gave her a moist albert last night
by asdfghjkl January 27, 2005
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Albert Einstein

aka "The grand-father of all memes": 1. Very imaginative and putative father of many quotes. 2. "Last argument of internet rascals and trolls." (From Albert Einstein's dictionary of the internet).
Like Albert Einstein said, a troll's impact depends on his speed and his mass.
by Humorlos January 4, 2014
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