Asshole Grunch Fuck

when you are very tired and cranky, you fuck someone in the ass

when i woke up, tired, i "asshole grunch fucked" a girl

by noahreidben July 25, 2010

Sitting in the Asshole

Sitting in your Maybach with the seat leaned back and the system bumping, puffing on a purple blunt while getting road dome and using your specially added smokescreen device to dodge the police.

Police 1: It sure is foggy outside.

Police 2: That's not fog. That's Weezy sitting in the asshole.

by vista and zoon February 7, 2010

Piss in my asshole

to piss in someones asshole, possibly a sign of anger or a sick joke

dude i just Shit on your dick now you piss in my asshole

by DATDAMNMEXICAN October 28, 2010

talk like a man with a paper asshole

to reply to a query in a foolish or stupid manner

when i asked him, he started to talk like a man with a paper asshole.

by bob magrann June 26, 2007

asshole

Anyone who isnt you.

That asshole
your an asshole
IM SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES
Their are assholes everywhere!!!

by Rockstarplayer1 January 6, 2008

Asshole Collar

A type of shirt where the Collar and possibly the Cuffs are white and the body of the shirt is colored (blue, etc). Originated from the desire to be seen as both "White Collar" and aware of fashion trends. Predominantly worn by investment bankers, asshole bosses, frat boys, and those who wish to display, but do not actually have, money.

Notable perpetrators include: Bill Lumbergh (Office Space) and Ken Lay (Enron)

That guy wore his Asshole Collar out to the bar with jeans, what a douche.

I started my new job today and I could tell my boss will be a real prick by his Asshole Collar.

Look at those frat boys wearing Asshole Collars as if they had a job and didn't live off mommy and daddy.

by Camelsah October 28, 2009

Asshole

Someone that knows a store they shop at exploits workers, exploits suppliers, exploits taxpayers, exploits foreign slave labor, and exploits its own monopolies . . . but doesn't care because they saved a few pennies.

Why is Seshysama an asshole?--shops at Wal*Mart: quod erat demonstrandum.

by KarmaPolice1986 February 11, 2014