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Going Amish

To be without internet access for a time period, either from not being around a computer or not having a connection on the one you have.
"I will have to reply to you tomorrow; I didn't pay my internet bill so I am going Amish at home."
by Gorilla2009 October 21, 2008
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Three Amigos

Alan: Don't thank me - thank the Microsoft Office family. PowerPoint, Excel and Word - the Three Amigos.
by joewoods January 24, 2011
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Amirmohammad

Is a good loocking guy with great personality. He loves only one girl and will never cheat on her. If he likes you. You are very lucky.
Amirmohammad loves one girl. he dies with her love.
by Amirmohammad jj August 16, 2018
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amiright

stated as a question,"amiright" is a declaration of correctness even when wrong. Most often used when giving a socially accepted opinion. "amiright" is also used to humor those taking the statement too seriously.

Often followed by a 'high-five'... a "amiright" can be either be false of truth. OR a sarcastic dismissal.
"that bitch is cold. amiright!?" *high-fives ensue*

"I'm so drunk I could fuck a panda." *awkward looks* "amiright!?" *high-fives ensue*

"I worked so hard my dick fell off, amiright!?" *awkward looks* "AMIRIGHT!?"... *reaches for high-five*
by dtox926 November 19, 2011
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amish handwarmer

The amish handwarmer is an act of foreplay where one person finger's the other after being outside in the cold for some time. If you live in an area that is warm, substitute cold weather by leaving your hand in ice water for a couple seconds, and you'll get the same affect.

Unlike most sex terms, with male & female sex, the woman is giving the man an amish handwarmer.

Term came from this amish joke:
One day while riding in a carrige with her mother during the winter, an amish girl informed her mother her hands were very cold.
"Just put your hands between your legs, that'll warm them up fast!" To the girls suprise it worked very well, and continued to put her hands between her legs when ever they were cold.
Weeks later, the same amish girl was riding in the carrige with a male friend of hers. Not long into the ride her friend mentioned his hands were warm. So she recomended he put her hands between her legs to warm his hand up. The next day while riding in the carriage, the friend mentioned his nose was cold. The amish girl thought about it and told him to rest his face in her lap to warm his face up. After weeks of doing this, the friend finnally gather up the courage to say "Its so cold out here, my penis is frozen!". Not knowing what a penis was, the amish girl let him put it in her lap.
after arriving home the daughter went to the mother and asked her what a 'penis' was. Taken completely by suprise the mother could only ask why she wanted to know.
so the daughter said "I was wondering, because they make a huge mess when they thaw."
The first day it snows, my girlfriend gives me an amish handwarmer.

I love giving amish handwarmers, it feels "refreshing".
by harmonistrendy September 4, 2006
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Amileya

1) (Noun) Variation of "Amelia"; Most often used to describe a female of higher intelligence, who is fun, loving, kind, hilarious, who enjoys activities such as reading, writing, typing, movies and painting the town red. Or blue.

2) (Noun) A beverage, served both alcoholic and/or virgin, found at "The Grand" in Lindsay, ON. Consists of The Grand barmix (lemonade, margarita mix, sugar-water), orange juice, cranberry juice, ice and rum.
(boy 1) "Wow, that chick's really cool"
(boy 2) "Yep. That's Amileya"

(patron) "Hi, Jesse, Can I have an Amileya?"
(jesse the bartender) "You sure can."
by babyburnz February 17, 2010
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Amir Swish

The act of swishing/ gargling cool liquids in your mouth in order to temporarily decrease the symptoms of being high.
Girl: Damn, this weed is got me soo high.
Guy: Just do the "Amir Swish" if your parents comes home so you don't feel the high.
Girl: OMG, it's totally working!!!
Guy: Yeah, it's the best because once you stop swishing your high continues!
by Zaydan87 January 13, 2013
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