Meeting Induced Panic

A panic attack brought on after realizing you are late for a meeting that you were not actually invited to. Usually brought on by a calendar with so many meetings and you suffer from the delusion that you have been invited to all meetings.

Jim had a Meeting Induced Panic when he overheard his co-workers discussing a meeting they just left.
Jim suffers from MIP.

by circlesofindecision January 24, 2017

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Palmtree Panic (All versions)

Arguably Sonic CD's best songs. ON THE EU SIDE. Don't let nobody say otherwise.

Person 1: Boy, do I love Palmtree Panic (All Versions).

Person 2: Yeah, the US version is the best version!

Person 1: *proceeds to crash out*

by Metal Sonic X October 7, 2025

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Panic Porridge

When your pullout game is weak and you have to duck down and suck out the baby gravy before you get her preggo.

I had to eat panic porridge for breakfast this morning because the morning quickie was a little too quick!

by Wilskins May 6, 2022

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Panic lurk

This is when you’re in a ZOOM/video meeting with people you don’t know well (usually during a pandemic) and you’re bored so you want to leave. You don’t really know how to exit gracefully, so you get all anxious and continue to hang out: the “panic lurk”.

My friend just had a Zoom Bday party and I didn’t know anyone.

I was bored and wanted to go, but didn’t want to offend her so I just panic lurked.

by SFDanae April 15, 2020

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panic heroin

When you are in a pinch, anxiety ridden, while in a public space.

Board Member Executive: "Hey Adam, did you get that ROI report ready for our top account we are meeting with over dinner?"

Adams Thoughts: "Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck thank god i have some panic heroin in my pocket"

by cdud February 28, 2025

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