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Blumpkin Face

A term used to describe the aftermath of a blumpkin. The ejaculate is strategically sprayed on the face of the individual performing a blumpkin.
John: Awww, Jane, you sure do have a cute blumpkin face!

Jane: Screw you, dick.
by Blumpkin Queen November 3, 2011
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face touchie

The phenomenon of touching faces in a photo taken with a smart phone at arm's length. May or may not be combined with duck lips. Rarely done by guys with other guys, but frequently done by girls in a pair or group.
"Those girlfriends are always posting face touchies on Facebook."
by Pwwwn ship December 11, 2013
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Upstate Face

Matt Chase has an upstate face
by JuJu139 June 20, 2018
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alcohol face

the medical term for the bloating of the facial area due attending college and spending the first semester drinking 24/7. and every semester henceforth.
girl 1: yo have you seen Zach lately?
girl 2: yea, he's got mad alcohol face. what a shame.
by half-pint havoc May 17, 2011
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zorn face

named after the Washington Redskins' head coach Jim Zorn. A zorn face is a facial expression of false interest, or concern. Used to conceal the fact that you don't give a crap either way, since you get paid the same just to show up.
You know, Bill, the all-staff meeting on email ettiquette was a complete waste of time. Still I just put on my "Zorn face" and made it look like a was totally engaged.
by bfb715 November 9, 2009
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wedding face

The radiant facial expression most women wear on their wedding day. Full of beauty and happiness.
Mary: Oh, I'm getting married tomorrow!
Catherine: I'm sure your wedding face will be glorious!
by Kalivha November 21, 2009
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head face

Often used to describe the degree to which a person is or is not attractive while performing fellatio. Most likely originates from the observation that some women are not quite as cute when they are giving head.
"Man, your girlfriend is stunning."
"Isn't she? Just between you and me though... lousy head face."
by stevenmoreso April 24, 2008
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