Willy hand

Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.

In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”

by Meadies January 10, 2016

sambuca willy

When one is so intoxicated from drinking a fuckload of sambuca that upon the act of sexual intercourse he cannot maintain an erection but says fuck it, i'l blast her with my semi anyway!

Person 1: "Last night was heavy man, did you smash that girl you went with?"

Person 2: "Man had to press that with sambuca willy! Mare!"

by knightsy April 22, 2012

Angry Willis

Gin (usually Hendricks or Bombay Sapphire) with Mountain Dew and a splash of Black Widow hot sauce. Named for the indiividual who sprained his pointer finger by poking people in the chest while drinking them. Best when served while listening to the Dropkick Murphys or Disturbed and while camping.

Eric drank an Angry Willis on Saturday and broke several bottles and glasses.

by Todd8242 October 24, 2014

Willy head

A person that is very annoying and is known as a sped.

One thats makes others really mad that they want to yeet themselves in a dumpster.
A goofy and retarded person that does stupid things.
A word used when a conversation gets awkward and you need to start a new convo up.

Billy: {does stupid dance down hallway}
Juliey to friends: “omg what a willy head”

by Ooferganger May 23, 2019

Willy thumping

A classic saying heard when two men thump their willies with peeled back foreskin.

Jeff: Did you see both Haruto and Alex yesterday at school?
Clarice: Yes I saw them going into the bathroom together and heard an uproar
Jeff: Oh shit i think them kids went willy thumping!!!!
Clarice: Classic Haruto and Alex

by Jdhdjjrjrmommy November 6, 2018

Willy Packer

A guy who cant be found

Wheres that willy Packer at?

by bose71 June 12, 2018

Tom Willis

A white henpecked husband of a black woman. From the U.S. sitcom The Jeffersons.

You got to show her who's the man. Don't be a Tom Willis.

by BigBJ March 3, 2008