jit pie

A jit pie is a pie filled with used condoms. It is a logical extension of "jit-bag," a bag full of used condoms.

She is full of more semen than a jit pie.

by Retor Nob November 23, 2017

scrottage pie

When your scrotum area is so hot that it sticks to your legs. Thighs, groin and underwear join to form a twisted, inflamed fandango that is so wretched that you have to reach down and yank it.

Does any one want a slice of scrottage pie?
Use what u want but put back the pie.

by The Eagle Bear January 09, 2014

Pie wrappering

Using a pie wrapper to masturbate into while driving

Did you hear about that Auckland grammar teacher Simon Toon? He was caught pie wrappering by a student.

by BMurderface July 03, 2015

vom pie

A huge, 3000 calorie pork pie with an egg in the middle. Actually called a 'vom pie' the irony being that you may indeed 'vom' after eating one.

"I'm gonna buy a vom pie today"
"I'm going to take the vom pie challenge"
"I had a heart attack after eating a vom pie"

by Do September 13, 2003

McCream Pie

A plain sundae with an apple pie shoved inside it. Most commonly enjoyed after a McGangbang.

Started in Rochester MN around 2006.

Drunk guy 1: "Bro that McGangbang was awesome."
Drunk guy 2: "what's for dessert?"
Drunk guy 1: "McCream Pie"

by Paidlopez.com December 16, 2013

squat pie

A fetish of desiring to watch someone sit on a pie and squirm around on it

I saw a squat pie video the other day.

by Nisiekay February 23, 2016

A Pie Crust

Someone that is fun to hang out with but always is flaking when you are trying to hang out. It is often someone that is short.

Damn Madi is such a pie crust, she said she had to take a bath and take a nap instead of hanging out.

by Party Wolf February 07, 2019