samuel

penis

samuel is a penis

by wuebeidnwgosndien November 21, 2021

James Samuel Gallegos Jr

James Samuel Gallegos Jr is guy that is white he plays clash royal everyday and needs to get his rizz up, he also plays fortnite and is in love with gisselle but is rizzing up halo just for the fun of it and needs a better haircut.

Dang is that James Samuel Gallegos Jr rizzing up halo!

by fartgot September 21, 2022

Samuel

The worst scum in humanity. He should be dead, he's an asshole that cares about no one.

Samuel: U SUCK XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

by SamNITO May 7, 2017

Samuel

Damn a "Samuel" is the litest thing on planet earth. Ya know the great wall of china? He built it, and the the Egyptian pyramids too!!! His dick is so damn long, he measured the depth of the Mariana trench with it. Big Bang? It was his idea... So be proud of you, if you know one!

SAMUEL is just sick af.

by Roll_ing January 9, 2019

Samuel

A little short bum who can’t close his mouth, and knows the most random shit no one cares about.

Dude stop being a samuel

by AlienCabbage May 30, 2025

Samuell

If your name is Samuell instead of Samuel, you are superb. The world must thank for having you here. What size do you have? How old are you? Which is the colour of your hair? Nothing matters. You're Samuell, not Samuel. When your parents did notice the brightness, i mean, the glory of your eyes they just thought you have been chosen. Need to carry the code sacré carved in your denomination. When normal people are spelling your name, it gets tough, they ought to say another letter. Because you are savage. No doubt about all opinions.

Is it a shine of hope? Isn't, It's better It's Samuell

by Tanna-Toh Dux November 25, 2021

samuel

a white guy who likes teaching history and geography but isnt a good english teacher

Wow, that guy is definitely named Samuel.

by pookielicious May 16, 2023