PAWT PIE

Unlike pot pie, pawt pie is a sacred meal. Used as both consumption, and as the word of summoning for DESERT HEAD, pawt pie is infinite, and will continue to bring us wisdom. All hail my broskis.

Friend 1: "Dude I ate so much pot pie last ni-"
Friend 2: "DUDE! Dude, my guy, you mean pawt pie? Don't wanna anger god up there..."

by toastyamble November 17, 2019

fapple pie

It's the 2nd pie in the famous two for $1 deal at Mickey D's. After you've finished your entree and your 1st pie for dessert, open the box of the remaining pie and insert your penis. While securing the closed end of the pie box with your index and middle fingers, fuck the pie.

Elliot: "Let me have a number 3 with a coke and a couple of fapple pies...HOT!" Cashier: "You're going to fuck both of them?? My god you're a savage!! Elliot: "One for the ride home bitch."

by Jaydubble October 30, 2017

peacan pie

Best fucking pie ever

I ate peacan pie at Costco

by Russian Surprise November 6, 2014

squat pie

A fetish of desiring to watch someone sit on a pie and squirm around on it

I saw a squat pie video the other day.

by Nisiekay September 3, 2016

Pie wrappering

Using a pie wrapper to masturbate into while driving

Did you hear about that Auckland grammar teacher Simon Toon? He was caught pie wrappering by a student.

by BMurderface July 17, 2015

snicker pie

A pie made with snickers, duh.

Yo man wanna go get a snicker pie at Denny's?

by Firefoxxx September 5, 2015

Sizzle Pie

A guy cums in a mug, and puts it in the microwave. When it starts boiling, he takes it out and splashes the scalding hot jizz on a girl's face. As her skin is bubbling like the cheese on a pizza, he tosses different toppings on her face.

After giving that chick a sizzle pie last night, I'll never look at pizza the same way again.

by Scrote McGee June 13, 2020