“Parker watch out there’s a ball going towards the goal get it”
Parker lets it in then punches the ground
Parker lets it in then punches the ground
by parkerbiggesthater May 7, 2024
Get the Parkermug. Ivy is someone who haven’t met before. She’s literally looks like a goddess and has such a sweat and humble personality. She has such sophisticated yet down to earth aura around her. She has beautiful bright blue eyes with long lashes and perfect, lightly filled brows. Angelic, smooth face with strong cheekbones and jawline. Extremely smart, ( usually a year ahead in education from her peers ). The perfect freckles on her face give her a calm look and the way she throws effortless smiles on her face makes you completely memorized. Her messy yet elegant wavy hair and casual style makes everyone envy her. She’s just perfect.
by hsfffffff June 11, 2019
Get the Ivy Parkermug. That one dude that has a massively small cock. He loves sophomore girls named Aven and loves watching truck videos. He also goes by the name Zartak!!
Holy Cow!! It Parker LeGoff!!
Oh yea, he has the tiniest of wieners!! Oh and he sure does like sophomore girls from Kossuth.
Oh yea, he has the tiniest of wieners!! Oh and he sure does like sophomore girls from Kossuth.
by JLB55 November 2, 2021
Get the Parker LeGoffmug. “Parker, wow, look how freaking amazing you look. You outfit is on point, and that hair swoop.. plan me a funeral right now”
by Jackiemackiecrack May 24, 2019
Get the Parkermug. Parker is a very hot, sexy, and cool. Parker gets anyone they want and has sex all the time. Parker is basically a magnet to the ladies, and is very very fast, almost even sub 21 5k time. I dont know what would happen if this sexy man named parker ever left.
Girl 1- Hey Parker, I am in love with you
Parker- Hoe go to the back of the line
Girl 1- but you are so sexy and hot, and cool, and hot, oh wait i already said that my bad.
Parker- I dont care there is a massive waiting list that you are in the back of.
Girl at front of line- is this girl bothering you or something, do you need me to beat her up for you
Parker- Yes please
Parker- Hoe go to the back of the line
Girl 1- but you are so sexy and hot, and cool, and hot, oh wait i already said that my bad.
Parker- I dont care there is a massive waiting list that you are in the back of.
Girl at front of line- is this girl bothering you or something, do you need me to beat her up for you
Parker- Yes please
by peepopog123123 January 26, 2021
Get the Parkermug. It's one of the dopest hoods in the international community. It also happens to be where a famous small a Capella group formed, Smash Mouth. They also filmed the music video for All Star in the city park.
by Jim From Accounting February 27, 2017
Get the parkers prairiemug. by IsukDix March 22, 2022
Get the Chloe Parkermug.