hammer bacon

Using the large forward pelvic thrust withdrawn completely out of the bacon hole so that the bacon gets hammered. :) Yes I masterbate and know nothing about this. and thus you "hammer bacon"
by texas chilli bowl July 31, 2011
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Jammy Hammer

Jammy Boye has a powerful weapon that removes toxicity. Some members of the Jammy Police may be allowed to use it.
Me: XD LMAO TRASH KID

Jammy Boye: HERE COMES THE JAMMY HAMMER!
by krispturtle September 30, 2018
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pneumatic hammer

The act of using a vacuum nozzle to hold a rubber dildo, while using it on your partner in a fast and rigorous motion.
I gave my maid a pneumatic hammer yesterday.
by Ghouch August 28, 2015
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the mc hammer

when a hand randomly launches out of a persons ass. comonly happens after watching and/or dancing to the mc hammer video " you cant touch this". more commonly refered to "hammer time!'
i saw a guy at the club who got the mc hammer!
by pat datass May 02, 2010
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Hammer-hawking

Continually staring at the male crotchial region and genitals, as if to long for.
I know she's DTF, that bitch has been hammer-hawking me since she got here.
by Pseudofuckthafed January 27, 2019
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hammer pump

Masturbation or causing male ejaculation by hand
No she didn't let me hit it, but she did given me a good ole' fashioned hammer pump, so at least I slept well.
by N. VonBachbeater September 20, 2006
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Manchester Hammer

When some goes number two while in the ocean.
I'm pretty sure that man swam out there to take himself a Manchester Hammer.
by Puddingsbane August 08, 2017
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