kid duck

a guy who looks and acts like kid rock at a kid rock show.

"Hey look, there goes kid duck" lets throw a beer on him.

by mrknthedrk October 2, 2012

The gooey duck

When two men dock each others prolapsed anuses.

Kris and Jeff tried the gooey duck on Saturday, it didn't go well. Jeff got stuck and they looked like two dogs stuck to each other.

by Hi5yoface February 13, 2019

The duck effect

A psychological phenomenon where a chick is rejected by the mother duck due to an unwanted human interaction. Can be displayed in humans.

I touched her bag and now she wants me to buy a new one, it must be the duck effect.

by Bananasmoothieandpeas November 9, 2016

ice ducks

When a duck is found in the ice, one the ice, or is ice. Most of the time refers to a penguin or if you cannot spell, a pinguine.

I am very afraid of ice ducks
What is a pinguine? It’s an ice duck. You mean a penguin?

I love ice ducks

by Yoj haleak April 26, 2022

duck flurry

When you it's really hot outside and your working up quite the sweat (including inside the crack). When you fart, it creates a scummy bubbly flurry inside your ass very similar to the duck flurry on top of ponds.

ronaldo: damn, it's hot right now
jesus: for reals. i got some mad duck flurry goin on right now

by gregalishus June 23, 2010

judge duck

A duck that wears a wig and acts as if he (or she) is a judge. Probably British.

Their personality is the same as what you would expect of a human judge: extremely biased and narcissistic.

Fluent in English and Spanish despite the fact that no duck schools teach Spanish.

"Judge duck is smart and hot" - Judge Duck, probably

by ponil January 31, 2022

Sober As A Duck

when a person is as sober as you would expect a duck to be

millie- "im as sober as a duck"
everyone else- "wtf who says that"

by DarKnd March 27, 2022