Gangsta Dad

A young father (usually white) that has not grown out of his "I wanna be black stage".

A gangsta dad can usually be see walking around pushing a baby stroller with his white trash girlfriend or wife.

A gangsta dad will usually be dressed like a total "g" and will act the part. (walking and talking like an idiot)

A gangsta dad is most likely a horrible father.

How to spot a gangsta dad:
flat beak baseball hat tilted upwards
baggy clothes
a sweat suit
Jordans
pants to his knees
big ass chain
douchey chin strap
buzzed haircut

Julio: Hey Frank! Look at that dude pushing that baby stroller. He's got some massive swagger!

Frank: Yeah man that guy is a total gangsta dad.

by Erikmcc April 28, 2010

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dad poop

A ridiculous amount of time spent in the bathroom to get away from a nagging wife and annoying kids. 80% of these 'poops' do not result in actual poop.

Mooom where's dad?

In the bathroom taking another dad poop to get away from you

by Tackettttt October 13, 2017

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angry dad

What Bart's comic on Homer was called, in the Simpsons.

Watch the simpsons, and you'll see.

by Fury1671 July 12, 2004

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dad brown

the term for dad brown is in referance to the fact that as you get older the browner you balls get.

when i saw my dad when i was little he had dad brown balls, but mine were pink

by edgley June 19, 2008

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Deadbeat dad

Knows his children have no food or money left but takes $600 to blow on a Vegas trip. 32 year old without a clue on how to be a man. Still smokes weed & gets addicted to any substance ever tried. Has no respect for his wife & disrespects the mother of his children in front of the children. Feels so guilty about how poorly he's treated his wife that he tries to assassinate her character. God forbid he ever have to be held accountable for his behavior.

Wife: We have no food or money left & ALL the bills are due
Deadbeat Dad: Here's $100, I'll keep the rest & go to Vegas

by Kileomama July 06, 2017

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