Burner Marriage

A marriage that ends abruptly before any permanent entanglements like kids or joint property.

Friend 1: How’s Justin & Maddy doing?
Friend 2: Totally on the rocks! He’s already moved out. Burner Marriage…

by ten nine? June 8, 2024

burner date

When you go on a throw-away date to cleanse your palette after a situationship or relationship ends and you want to get back out into the dating pool. A burner date is someone you have no intention of having a relationship with, but just need to get back on the dating circuit. AKA dip your toe in the water or smell coffee beans while testing out perfumes at Perfumeria circa 2003 at the mall.

She went on a burner date from Bumble after Jason ghosted her six weeks in.

by burnerdatesrus June 18, 2024

Sun Burner

The sexual act of mixing semen and aloe vera and rubbing it on your partners burns then slapping the burn afterwards.

My partner had to do a sun burner on me because I stayed outside to long

by Wolfpup666 April 17, 2025

Scroll burner

A piece of digital content—like an article, story, or thread—that’s so compelling, you can’t stop scrolling.

Like “page turner” but for things you read on your smart phone.

“ That longform essay on Elon Musk’s sex life was a total scroll burner—I read the whole thing in one sitting”

by anonymous May 30, 2025

Mississippi bunsen burner

the act of ejaculating upon a persons face and then bending over and holding a flame to the bottom of ones own anus, thus causing a flamethrower effect when farting. Therefore singeing the jizz to a persons face, permanently marking them for life.

you can tell that womans had a mississippi bunsen burner!

by blind mullet April 2, 2024

burner trock

insert fart noise

shit. i just burner trocked my pants.

by burnertrock February 29, 2024

Burner Info

Pretty much garbage information such as an old email address or phone number that you don't use anymore that you would give someone or some organization to get a perk or benefit of some sort , such as a gas card to get a few cents of of each gallon of gas or maybe one of the big box stores to get a percentage of a purchase etc...

(Person #1) I just got 25 cents off a gallon of gas just for signing up for a gas card at the new gas station up the street . (Person #2) Yes I saw the sign that they had up last week for the discount if you were to sign up but I am sick of giving my email address and phone number out to every company that wants it just so that they will toss me a few crumbs. (Person #1) Oh no my man I just give them some "Burner Info" . (Person #2) Burner Info - What's that ? (Person #1) Old personal information that I no longer use for anything but to get a discount or deal on something , Like the way that the dealers used to use the cell phones to transact certain business back in the day , They would buy a brand phone and use it for a few times then toss it in the river , They called them "Burner Phones" That's why I call this "Burner Info" - It's old valid info but a dead end as far as getting in contact with me.

by CFOD March 30, 2024