January 5th

5 january is international man titty appreciation day . this day is henceforth and forever more dedicated to men's lovely firm man boobs in light of gender equality

January 5th is pronounced January the tit-th , "man did you see the knockers on that bird ? " ,"yeah man those are great and all but get a load of his chest melons"

by arkinsaw64 January 5, 2021

May 5th

The come back day. The gangs revenge.

May 5th is the come back day.

by City bois November 10, 2022

June 5th

confess to your crush day. :)

june 5th. do it. you have to.

by moldygreenbread June 4, 2022

October 5th

National Nudes Day

Guy: hey it’s October 5th

Girl: oh right *sends nudes*

by Attetkumpo October 5, 2021

june 5th 1966

The only time it was yet again legal to own slaves in Illinois

Yo Marc it's june 5th 1966
And?
Hurry up and get the slaves

by Slave trader June 17, 2022

5th Base

Bib... bib.

Anais: "Bib"
Everyone else: "Stfu Anais"
Anthony: "Bib"
Everyone else *Cheers*
Random redhead baddie: "Anthony take me to 5th base and call me bib pls"
Anthony: "No bib I only date bibs"

by Jaws on yo Baws March 2, 2021

5th of november

The 5th of november is national cucumber pet day. On the 5th of november, you have to give your pet a cucumber (a whole one) or your pet will summon the devil

«DUDE! My pet legit summoned the devil just now!»
«Did you give them a cucumber?»
«Why would i do that?»
«Because it is the 5th of november of course!! No wonder»

by Imgonnagetyouin2seconds November 3, 2019