Con Lag

When a Connection Interrupted message appears in any Call Of Duty game.

"Ah man i'm getting con lag"

by Decas March 19, 2008

oi cai dit con me FPT

When you have to pay for your unbelievable fee, and get the retake exam after all.

Why is wifi lag? oi cai dit con me FPT

by anonymous October 27, 2025

Sug Con Calc

The process of calculating the sugar concentration of a sugar solution, requiring the exclusion of all ingredients that regularly perform fermentation.

Lindsay: You will need to provide the results of your sug con calc without yeast.
Colin: Shouldn't the sugar concentration include all ingredients in the solution?
Lindsay: No, that would make too much since, exclude yeast in your sug con calc.

by vivfransla January 26, 2021

Antagonizer Con Artist

Someone who antagonizes someone and when they snap back at them they act all innocent and get other people to attack the person that snapped back at them because they were convinced that the antagonizer is the victim.

Person 1: You look easy to draw and your family doesn't love you.
Person 2: Bitch excuse me? You are literally built like what comes out of my dog's ass, shut the fuck up you nasty ass bitch.
Person 1: Omg, why are you being so rude to me? I didn't do anything wrong! I was just playing the game!
Entire ant colony of people: *Harasses Person 2*
Person 2: That bitch is literally an Antagonizer Con Artist, why the fuck would you believe that thing? Can you not read chat logs...

by Pixiedust423 Stan March 30, 2024

I vote con

Phrase used on the internet (founded by a man going under the alias of Flamecrest) to express your disapproval in a longer sentence than 'No.' or 'GTFO.' Counterpart of 'To vote pro'.

"We shoud totally have a Urban Dictionary sub-forum!"
"Hell no, I vote con."

by FDman May 18, 2010

.9.El No Quierez Hablar Con Nadie.9.

.9.El No Quierez Hablar Con Nadie.9.

.9.El No Quierez Hablar Con Nadie.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 5, 2025

pez con 1

(or peas con 1) a gabba festival which uses 17% of the worlds electricity per concert.

pc1 "hey man u going to pez con 1?"
z " ye maybz will it b good?"
pc1 " yes!!!! it uses 17% of the worlds electricity!"
z " really /?"

by peradri April 20, 2011