When someone tells you a story and the whole time you’re thinking “stfu bitch, I know not a single word coming out of your mouth is true.”
Mandy: “Did you hear Becky slept with Principal Lincoln? He is giving her all A’s in all of her classes and naming her student of the month. He even bought her a car for her 18th birthday!”
Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*
Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*
by aluminum2318 December 12, 2017
by The first mongo December 29, 2016
by Ryans Toy Review July 11, 2024
“Omg ew toy bonnie”
“L+ratio+seethe+cope+toy bonnie solos+ew+take a shower+touch grass+go outside+you’re ugly+probably william afton simp so no one cares. toy bonnie>>>”
“L+ratio+seethe+cope+toy bonnie solos+ew+take a shower+touch grass+go outside+you’re ugly+probably william afton simp so no one cares. toy bonnie>>>”
by toybonniesupremacy March 11, 2022
pegz: 'what you doin tonight harves?'
harves: 'just seein my mak toy to get some ;)'
pegz: 'oh you dog!'
harves: 'just seein my mak toy to get some ;)'
pegz: 'oh you dog!'
by kayla Custance June 30, 2008
A person who is often used as a sex doll. The person can and will have intercourse with the horn toy whenever they have the chance. Kind of like Mineta.
Person 1: Hi, wanna get some booze?
Person 2: Nah! I’m gonna have some fun with my horn toy.
Person 1: What!
Person 2: …
Horn Toy: *please don’t,* (stands there and accepts it.
Person 2: Nah! I’m gonna have some fun with my horn toy.
Person 1: What!
Person 2: …
Horn Toy: *please don’t,* (stands there and accepts it.
by username goes here October 15, 2021