Table 1

noun, often attributive
A retort so dominant, complete, and masterful that any reply would be unwarranted and futile.

My Table 1 ended the debate once and for all.

by CommonConnection March 25, 2021

1 wiper

When you take a shit and you only have to wipe once

I hate wiping after shitting, good thing that was a 1 wiper

by The ether April 25, 2016

Downtown 1

The act of urinating into someone's anus

She wasn't into the Space Dock so I settled for the Downtown 1

by Sirmixesalot February 9, 2013

£1 coin

Replaced the £1 note and not yet accepted in vending machines

stupid poms have new £1 coins, but our chocolate machine doesn't accept them

by Zfonz June 26, 2017

1 inch

Pretty massive ngl

Bob: I have a 1 inch cock. Pretty big right?
Ben: Joe's is bigger

Bob: whos Joe?

by destrierZ May 20, 2022

destiny 1

A game that was made by Bungie Studios and made Destiny 2 to make sure pc are players happy

Did u get Destiny 1

by Guardian of the Hunters May 13, 2019

April 1

National host a nerf batttle day

Friend: hey bro
Me: u have nerf gun right?

Friend yeah what is it?

Me: it's april 1!

by ryanjohn@123 December 17, 2021