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failed mission

A man who was trying to be a suicide bomber got owned irl
http://poetry.rotten.com/failed-mission/failed-mission.jpg
that guy is a failed mission.
by johnthepon August 21, 2008
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absolute fail

the term between fail and epic fail used to describe a slighly worse failure but not an extremly bad failure.
me: "um thats a pretty big failure but it isn't epic."

friend: "then why not call it an absolute fail?"
by the noodle lord4432 May 21, 2008
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You Fail

You Fail at...(insert verb/noun here)
You use this to tell people they are horrible or can't do a certain thing.
It can be used as a joke to some, but also to make people really mad by a major insult.
Mostly it is used as a joke though.
Joke
Bob-"hey man, i fell off of the stairs"
Jim-"you fail at walking down stairs"
Bob-"rofl"
Insult
Bob-"dude, my girl just broke up with me"
Jim-"you fail at life"
Bob-"dude i hate you"
by R0botmunk7 September 18, 2009
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fail by example

An excelent response when some makes fun of you for a fail even tough they failed in a similar way in the recent past
Man1: HaHaHaHaHa dude you totally whiped out there bro, what a fail
Man2: Whatever dude u did the same thing 5 minutes ago, I just choose to fail by example, ya big dummy
by LT2BHooAh May 25, 2009
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Ethnic Fail

When a person of a certain ethnicity does something that is not expected from his/her ethnic backround.
EX #1
person 1: "Dude that black guy just missed that b-ball shot!"

Person 2: "man, that is the biggest Ethnic Fail ive ever seen."

EX #2

person 1: "look at that brown guy, hes not even driving a cab"

person 2: "Ethnic Fail!"
by masterfumi February 15, 2009
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Ginger Fail

A fail done by one called a "ginger"
ooh.
scary.
typically done by walking out into the sun, talking in public, being... a ginger etc.
*Ginger walks out into sun*
Ginger: AHHHHHGHGHHGHHHHH!!!!!
Person: ...Ginger Fail
by maxica January 24, 2009
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bake fail

A bake sale that failed- no one bought any of the baked goods and little to no money was made
Person #1: You actually bought something from the bake sale?
Person #2: Yeah, without me it would've been a total bake fail.
by Kayleigh Voss March 14, 2009
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