Alabama Face Paver

The act of shitting on a sleeping persons face then rolling it smooth with a rolling pin. The result of this is a crusty poo poo face in the morning, resembling a newly paved road.

Matt did an AFP on Jon's face during the sleep over.

AFP= Alabama Face Paver

by Matt Zeletes July 24, 2011

Open Faced Sandwich

When a women leaves her used Maxi pad on top of a trash can (usually in a bathroom) for everyone to see.

Clem saw an open faced sandwich in Cecile's bathroom trash can today, vomiting ensued quickly thereafter.

by Klitz April 19, 2008

sit on my face

.....and tell me that you love meeeeeeeeee!!

monty python anthem

by zutroy February 12, 2004

turkish face helmet

the act of smothering ones face in between your ass cheeks.

Pete Glocker loves getting turkish face helmeted.

by tim desutter July 11, 2006

murder your face

1. to kill you.
2. or to hurt your face real bad.
often used as a threat or description.

1. Motherfucker, if you don't put down the lung, I'll murder your face!
2. I was in the club and smashed a motherfucker's head down on a martini glass. Man, you murdered his face!!

by zen December 4, 2004

quim-faced loon

(Shakespearean). An insult, bowdlerised in most modern editions as "cream-faced loon". A panicked Servant enters, bringing Macbeth news of English forces advancing on Dunsinane. Macbeth immediately scoffs at his fearful appearance, calling him (in an echo of many anti-feminist expressions encountered in this distinctly androcentric play) "quim-faced".

Enter a SERVANT:
MACBETH: The devil damn thee black, thou quim-faced loon!
Where got'st thou that goose look?
(Macbeth, Act V Scene 3)

by Dr Apple March 23, 2013

Bitter Beer Face

To make a face after drinking beer, often made by people who are unaccustomed to alcohol.

Kyle made a bitter beer face after taking a sip of Natty Light

by rainman April 15, 2006