Tiny little devils that will kill you on sight but also hug your dead body. Impossible to get a read on.
by Tamer of cats November 2, 2020
Get the Catsmug. When you a man is making love to a woman's anus in a head down position and then he stuffs his entire scrotum into her vagina.
Hector and Lisa were having a rollicking time and then he decided that giving the cat a bath would heighten the moment.
by King Dookey August 5, 2023
Get the Giving the Cat a Bathmug. by Randomuser321432154321654321 April 22, 2020
Get the ya wee catmug. by TNC06 November 21, 2021
Get the Catmug. cats are cunts, but no one seems to know were they came from, so i'm gonna give a crash course on cat history. Cats are one of the oldest creatures alive, out dating dinosaurs by like 300 thousand years. when the first cat was made from cave fungi came out of the cave it went ape shit, it ate like everything even almost wiping out the entire population of fancy feast caned cat food. eventually when humans came along they were almost wiped out because the cats were starving them out and eating everything. then in the 1700's they were used as furniture and wonderful still painting props, cats were all the rage in the 1920's being used as condoms and tampons. it wasn't until 2010 when we realized cats literally succ at everything, so we pulled them out of our assholes and made them pets
by bitch ass wombo combo August 24, 2019
Get the catmug. A staircase that nobody uses except drug users or animals who go to the toilet, thus the need to "bounce" down the stairs to avoid syringes and cat faeces.
by Double Sugarplay July 26, 2023
Get the Cat-and-bounce stairsmug. by something 1192386713 March 29, 2022
Get the Catsmug.