penis

penis is funny word xd

penis

by ozone2354 August 7, 2020

Penis ban

When a woman decides that she is receiving too much dick and decides to put herself on time out from it, usually due to 1) decision to focus on a goal, 2) realization that she is using dick to cover up emotional issues, 3) a punishment to her lover, or 4) from constant ridicule from others

Sarah: I’m thinking of giving myself a penis ban, at least for awhile

Jess: yeah you should you been a real slut lately

by VertigoTiger June 6, 2022

Bench penis

When you have to bench your penis because your such a player.

I get too much vag I need to bench penis

by erpfeljbfgpfdfu July 27, 2017

big black penis syndrome

basically when ur penis is bigger than everyone else’s cos you’re a retard 🤗

“ i have big black penis syndrome”
“WOW! your penis is so so so much bigger than mine!! “

by a girl 😗✌️ September 29, 2023

penis

funny word, used to make kids. Fucking amir with it yeah!

penis in my butt i dont give a fuck

by youravgcockbouncer March 28, 2022

Penis hour

That time of night when all penises retract into the pelvis (most common at Don Cheadle’s house)

It’s penis hour

by Penis hour November 26, 2023

ghetto penis enlargement

the following is not recommended for anyone to actually do. attempt at own risk, the poster assumes no liability for action taken by the reader. When a dildo is placed inside a penis by incision, insertion, and being stitched closed it is the most inexpensive version of penis enlargement; thus called ghetto penis enlargement.

person a: "Dude, I here jimmy's c0ck is huge now."
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered

by cukmepls June 3, 2013