Turtle nuts

A common insult from the whitest of low income housings

Yo man you gotta pay your rent for the month.

Nah man I don't have it.

Man you turtle nuts.

by vogonalover May 19, 2014

Deez nuts

prank

"deez tried to steal my clothes"
"who's deez?"
"deez nuts HAHA"

by poogling July 27, 2021

Chuckle-nutting

The act of nutting whilst laughing

He was chuckle-nutting on me wile we were playing uno

by Chuckle-nutter September 6, 2025

health nut

A health nut is someone who is crazy about losing weight and sticking to strict diets.

My dad is a total health nut. He keeps saying I should lose weight and stop eating certain things! But all he does is make me MAD! And I want to wreck him for making me be a health nut!

by LooneyTunerIan April 6, 2025

Honey nut scooter

1. Code for sugar daddy
2. Code for baby daddy
3. A cereal who's name was either super thought out or not thought out at all

1. "I heard shaleanlean has a honey nut scooter, and that's why she's so rich"

2. "My honey nut scooter hasn't paid child support since may"
3. Small child: "can I have some honey nut scooters"

Mom to dad:" wtf are you teacher my son Marvin? "

by BobTheBurger November 25, 2016

nut sailor

1. A term used to describe a promiscuous sort-of-friend or acquaintance.
2. A seasoned lady of the night.

Rita: Did you hear what happened to Sally last night?

Marco: Yeah, she was hanging out with that one guy and ended up going home with him.
Rita: She's such a nut sailor, she did that two nights ago, too with some other guy.

by EhNoThanks January 31, 2014

Nut gutters

Extra long eyelashes that protect a promiscuous female from getting pink eye after excepting a hefty serving of a man jizzle in her eyeholes.

Megan almost lost an eye!...thank God for her nut gutters.

by maedvargas1 July 10, 2022