by -GanjaQueeeeeen December 22, 2010
girl: did you hear about the new student
boy who has black hair: yeah i heard he has brown hair
girl: omg i heard boys who have brown hair are hot and cute i wanna be his gf
2 days later
girl: he broke up with me for not searching for the tv remote
boy who has black hair: yeah i heard he has brown hair
girl: omg i heard boys who have brown hair are hot and cute i wanna be his gf
2 days later
girl: he broke up with me for not searching for the tv remote
by IsraelDoesntExist June 12, 2021
After you jizz in her ass and she bends down to pick up her money off the night stand and blows your load back in your face.
by Airignite October 23, 2017
To leave a solid and sausage-shaped turd between the labia majora and in slight contact with the labia minora.
by Phunkel Uphjaphamp December 05, 2018
like a bourbon on the rocks but the ice cubes are made of feces and the bourbon is a dark yellow urine
by bantscants August 15, 2017
Kendyl Mae Brown is a incredible girl.She is most likely a hufflepuff and is obsessed with this one person.She loves to FaceTime her friends and when she’s on FaceTime with them she’s crazy.She acts calm in front of new people though. She lives to fidget with things but doesn’t have a lot of fidgets. She crys A LOT and sometimes it’s for no reason. In conclusion shes a really good friend and just a incredible person.
Her crush-Oh there’s Kendyl Mae Brown
Her friend-yeah she talks about you a lot when we’re on FaceTime she also cry’s about you a lot but then I make her feel better by reminding her she’s in the same house as Cedric diggory
Her crush-wow...
Her friend-yeah she talks about you a lot when we’re on FaceTime she also cry’s about you a lot but then I make her feel better by reminding her she’s in the same house as Cedric diggory
Her crush-wow...
by RememberDONTUSEYOURREALNAME January 11, 2021
by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022