the feeling after a sneeze miscarriage or sneeze tease where you feel like you've been cheated out of your 1/8 of an orgasm
oh man, I was about to sneeze my eighth but it went away, now I've got sneeze blueballs, all I can think about is sneezing.
by Anchovie2000 September 28, 2011
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Stripper 1: I was trying to entice this bad ass dude into the VIP room with the sure-fire finger sucking routine when I encountered a very strange taste in my mouth....
Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!
Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!
by batmanhere December 16, 2011
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The feeling of not-quite-depression you get when your life is predictably great. More specifically, the fear that your great control of life is ultimately keeping you from truly living, and the slight urge that follows (not unlike The Call of the Void) to ditch your steady, well paying job, sell everything you own, break off all relationships and connections, and hitchhike in the first car that will take you somewhere else.
Ted really loved his brand new sports car and well paying nine-to-five job, but every morning as he turned the keys to go to work he would feel coyote blue.
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Get the Hot blue moon mug.When you attend a live musical act expecting to hear a certain song along with other great songs but the performing act does not play said song.
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