ass blowjob

the act in which i woman farts on your cock while having anal sex

Iesha peformed her special ass blowjob and shat all over my cock.

by Emanuelnk. December 26, 2008

Cat Ass

The uncomfortable feeling associated with a sweaty, uncomfortable, and puckered asshole. Originated from the idea of how a cat's ass looks and might feel.

Today after the gym I had horrible cat ass.

by Ashley Ricker February 9, 2008

smart ass

an ass that can sit on ice cream and tell u wat flaver it is

Wat a smart ass i wish i had it.

by Andy Legge March 9, 2005

Ass Gerbil

One who likes gerbil ass.

Garrett is such an ass gerbil.

by Mike & Co. September 27, 2003

ass clap

n. a sound made when a girl is "twirkin"

Did you hear that ass clap Jacob told Fred when Jody was wobbldy wobbleding and dropping it likes it hot.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 16, 2004

ass clown

Al Gore. Al Gore claims he invented the Internet. Al Gore is an Ass Clown.

Person 1: "What an ass clown."
Person 2: "No, that's Al Gore."
Person 1: "Exactly."

by superuser July 30, 2008

Ass Air

Bad breath; halitosis

Dude, you have the worst case of ass air I've ever smelled!

by Krazy K December 29, 2002