Pennsylvania Penis Punisher

The sexual act where you are thigh fucking a girl whilst another girl is sucking your cock with her teeth on the other side of her thighs, you must scream liberty while ringing a bell and wearing an Amish straw hat.

Dude, I got the best Pennsylvania Penis Punisher of my life last night.

by Penny Nigga March 11, 2024

penis

what i put in your mom

“dude what did u do last night?”
“just penis hbu”
“DUDE WHAT TF”
“what? it was a good night
i’m your step dad “

by chkoe June 28, 2021

penis

huge nutsack

"oh shit oh god my huge penis cant fit through the fucking door"

by Berily Soup August 2, 2021

Shit penis

When your going for a piss and shut starts shooting out in small lumps.

You: “Ahhh what a nice sleep I had time to drain the snake, fucking hell there’s shit coming out my penis. Owwww it hurts so bad that head was next level babe you making me shit penis god damn.”

by ChunkyChestnut March 3, 2022

Penis-Sex-ballssssz

the type of nigger-faggot too shove thew wii remote up their asssss

Joshua, that fricking Penis-Sex-ballssssz

by ImgoingtooBLOwwwww September 25, 2023

Penis

The part of a male's body that feels good when vibrated

Bro, i gave my gf my penis

by DumbGecko43 May 11, 2021

Penis Man

A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.

Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!

by Broman memedude April 6, 2023