Penis

male genitalia, so? you shouldnt be searching this up you're most likely 18- if you search this in urban dictionary

''i have a penis''
''ok''

by 1517_ December 1, 2021

bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

Penis Horting

When your penis horts

"my penis horting"

by RealBossBaby March 21, 2022

Consensual Penis

When you have consent to touch a penis.

Tracy's mans said she could touch her penis. Therefore it is a consensual penis.

by Creek_Jackson3764 November 19, 2021

Penis

A person who has the fattest thumping thunder balls off a cock.

dude 1: Oh man I'm a vag!
dude 2: Damn that sucks to be you penis is the better gender

by thewiseone2000 February 14, 2022

Penis

One's tube steak is not only an important organ in the body, but also a funny word to giggle about with your friends, regardless of age

Wilma: "penis~~" *uncontrollable laughter*
Dikfit: that is so funny, I almost forgot to laugh

by Chork dognut July 27, 2022

penis

the penis goes in the arse.

ernesto just had penis

by sexbot69996 May 7, 2023