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Deez Nuts

You probably got a deez nuts joke but didn’t know what it means, but here’s the true definition: It doesn’t contribute anything to the conversation therefore has 0 effect on life unless you’re an over thinker
“Hey I got diagnosed with Deez” “Deez? What’s that?” “DEEZ NUTS
by LilithTheLilyPad August 26, 2022
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deez nuts

a comeback for when someone says anything to you
by sad person 3 March 14, 2022
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Nut

Boy : "I just busted a nut"
Girl : "you mean I got all your semen in me?"
by Rakii Dii October 24, 2015
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Nut So Raven

When you bust a nut and have a ‘That So Raven’ esque premonition. Can vary in length and vividness. If the vision is too cloudy and vague, one may be susceptible of misconstruing said vision.
Dude right after I nutted I saw that the Stars won the Cup.

Bro, are you sure this isn’t a nut so Raven type scenario where you just saw Hully bury the OT winner from the past??

Nah bro, I get why you’d think that but I saw glass banger and tits McGee in my vision as well.
by Francis69 November 16, 2025
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Plink-A-Nut

To shoot a BB gun into a female's vagina and have intercourse
I had to do the Plink-A-Nut method on that hoe.
by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025
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No Nut November

No nutting during November. There is a break in the calendar on the 12th where berty mcbert berts can nut all they want.
by KaterinaD November 5, 2021
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A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare

*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.
Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."
by Hym Iam January 6, 2024
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