Deez Nuts

You probably got a deez nuts joke but didn’t know what it means, but here’s the true definition: It doesn’t contribute anything to the conversation therefore has 0 effect on life unless you’re an over thinker

“Hey I got diagnosed with Deez” “Deez? What’s that?” “DEEZ NUTS”

by LilithTheLilyPad August 26, 2022

Deez nuts

pussio

you are deez nuts

by comydumpster69 May 23, 2022

I don’t give a nut

Origin: used by a woman who dosnt give a nut. Not to be confused with nut or nutsack
1. Not caring about someone or something.

2. Having little to no interest in someone

Humphrey: well your just a basic bitch.
Rubin: your so rude.
Humphrey: I don’t give a nut

by Yeetmeister445 August 3, 2018

Ploppy Nut

When a girl is ass up face down and she has a gaping asshole and a guy plops his saggy nut sack in her asshole.

I had you're girl ass up and gave her such a good ploppy nut.

by Roy McHebroid August 26, 2017

Nut

"Nut", slang term for "Cost of living", popularized by the South Park episode "Got a Nut" (S27E2)

Banker: “it appears you've got about an $8,000 a month nut.”
Mr. Mackey: “$8,000 a month? I didn’t know my nut was so big!”

by eunemes August 8, 2025

Nut Knuckles

When a man masturbates and ejaculates and the sperm (a.k.a. nut) runs down your knuckles of the hand of which he was mastubating with.

Joe: Hey man did you fuck kelly last night?
Drew: Nah, bro she said she didn't want to at the last minute.
Joe: Damn that sucks. So what did you do then?
Drew: Well since she gave me blue balls I had to masturbate to relieve stress, and I accidentally gave myself Nut Knuckles.
Josh: You didn't have to tell me that.
Drew: Hey man you asked.

by Negros Love Maple Syrup October 4, 2016

Nut Muzzle

When you ejeculate in your hands, rub them together, and hold your hands over someones face.

I nut muzzled over my ex in an attempt to get revenge.

by Nut Muzzle July 11, 2024