The most loyal,caring and shy person you will ever know who also has a 9999km slong and can use every inch. He is also hilarious and will make you die laughing. He also has a thing where he only hangs out trash bags like an Abby.
Your such a jack
by Ms.koko February 12, 2018
Dies to fall damage.
by Sterberoni March 04, 2023
Jack
The small town’s douchy, racist, and most ignorant dude. Mostly spotted driving Broncos or a Ford F-150. Though he is a good friend, he tends to not know when to shut up. He loves making political arguments especially about the confederacy. Though at first a good boyfriend, he is not loyal yet tends to somehow have his girlfriend love him.
The small town’s douchy, racist, and most ignorant dude. Mostly spotted driving Broncos or a Ford F-150. Though he is a good friend, he tends to not know when to shut up. He loves making political arguments especially about the confederacy. Though at first a good boyfriend, he is not loyal yet tends to somehow have his girlfriend love him.
Jax:Did you see dude with the confederate flag on his Bronco?!?!
Abbie:Yeah, that’s my boyfriend Jack
Abbie:Yeah, that’s my boyfriend Jack
by UhsTruths May 21, 2019
A specific person or peoples who like little kids (particularly male). Know for being twats constantly. They are especially rare to not be an obnoxious dick. They usually play games such as gayblox, and COD (Caught On Dick). They usually have no friends commonly they will revert to making friends with a ranga. They will say they are smart and very good at maths and shit, but they really have 2 brains cells one to make there hand shake and the other to say uh duh duh uh. Also know as twat.
Jack is a Twat
by Millao August 14, 2021
Jack is a boy who comes from a lineage of island cowboys, and although he is not one himself, he can definitely make you hee haw your pants off all the way to hornet jail. Feeling down? The King of Puns, Jack, will never fail to make you laugh and brighten your day. Although he has a questionable model of mammalian and reptilian classification, Jack is super tech smart and beats Geek Squad any day of the week. Stranded somewhere unknown? Jack is an expert at both rating “tropicality” and identifying unique and exotic birds, so he will determine your exact location anywhere on the globe. Not to mention, he gives the best advice for any problem you may have. Still have questions about his character? Jack is a family man, awesome with kids, and stray animals love him. I know, it sounds too good to be true but it is. Everything about Jack is wonderful, but the cherry on top is his super sexy voice—It cures insomnia. If you are not lucky enough to live in the same time zone as Jack, he will sing you to sleep on the phone. He has a habit of reading out loud complete paragraphs but this is a plus since you get to hear his voice more. You’ll have the best long convos with Jack. Jack is a really great bestboy friend to have (:
by NotEp September 03, 2021