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Harbinger Fart

A fart that usually warns you of an impending desire to take a fat sh*t that will definitely reduce your reputation with your toilet. It usually has a distinct and more powerful odor compared to the usual ones. It is far more potent, higher chance of leaving a lingering stench in the room depending on the size of the room.
Jack: ''Oh f*ck, I feel that I might need to take a sh*t soon.''
Gus: ''What makes you say tha- *smells the air* ew wtf dude?''
Jack: ''Sorry man, I let out a harbinger fart, that's how I know...''
by TheMadShahaz July 15, 2023
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Fart Nugget

When someone or something is being annoying, an idiot or just a bitch
Your a fart nugget
Thats why your a fart nugget
by qpab March 26, 2024
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Fart

What your dad. does. so you. Lose ur sense of smell

Jeff's dad:farts

Jeff:dies
I farted and it smelt like crap.
by CakeIsYummy December 5, 2019
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I shit fart pee pee

basically, a line from Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar ft Punch in his 2009 mixtape. C4
Guy Dreaming: I’m gonna go to when Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar was made!
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.
by Lyrical Lemonade April 2, 2023
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Fart Number

A fart number is the number of times you farted in a certain time period
Jack: Hey dude what’s your fart number for today

David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday

David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number

David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24
by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021
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Fart

Dad: *Farts*
Kid: ☠
by LifeIsPainLolHelp June 10, 2022
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Guacamole Gamer Farts 3000

A gsups brand of drink created by the youtuber RussianBadger
Hey have you tried my guacamole gamer farts 3000?
by GSUPS ADS April 26, 2022
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